Somewhere in the deep recesses of the mind Reginald just might remember something, other than a drunken haze…

Reginald: Wake up sonabitch, wake up…

Lamar: Really, again, I’m really not that hungover this time, do we really have to keep doing this shit?

Reginald: Sorry, but who else am I gonna spout off to at this time at night, and what the fuck, we live in a nut sac, we really have no time, so get your fucking ass up.

Lamar: How about you cook me two pouched eggs placed delicately on some sesame seed bagels with low-fat cream cheese , and then I will get up.

Reginald: Sure, (meanwhile Reg cooks up the above order and musters up some long ago kept away jeez instead of cream cheese, who orders low-fat cream cheese anyway?).

Lamar: mmm. So good, Just as if it was in my dreams, now why did you wake me up?

Reginald: Because I can’t sleep, I’d thought you might have some pointers, and don’t’ give me that fucking same swan song about you jacking off and peacing out.

Lamar: I thought you usually drink yourself to sleep, I’m a little surprised by the question, what’s up..

Reginald: I just figured out how to beat Mario I on the NES, and am now playing Mario II, I just think its to damn easy, but am intrigued by the fact that vegetables are the good people, and then when I play Mario III its much more complicated, and more fun to play, but the ending is fucking hard as balls. So I suppose I’m asking is do you have any philosophy behind Mario, or do you just play the shit?

Lamar: Really, where do you come up with this fucking shit, do you have a life?

Reginald: Really, do you not know where the fuck we are? We are in a goddamn ballsac so quit your bullshitting and answer the goddamn question you sorry fuck.

Lamar: Well, I believe there is no great philosophy behind Mario, and fuck all the college boys that think else wise, there just ain’t. It’s made by Japanese, do you realize how fucked up those people are?

Reginald: That’s very racist of you to say Lamar, don’t you know that our Supreme Court just bad-mouthed that whole Japanese internment camp deal, and now you talk shit about them, they gave us sushi for crying out loud.

Lamar: Seriously, Fuck You. Okay, there is a simply philosophy behind Mario, repetition, repetition, repetition, and then you can beat all three. And considering how much pot you smoke, that should be fun. Sure Mario II is a dream world, but it is easy and actually playing with other characters is cool, but do not forget the fact that Mario III is the ultimate shit. As for philosophy, well, vegetables are a just ton better than those helmet head mother fucking ghouls or whatever.

Reginald: Thanks bro, didn’t know you could reach so deep. So, what do you think about death?


Thus ends another, stayed tuned, as long as there are inhibitants, this shit will keep going along…

Also, I apologize...